mystictsunami:

Looking to hold a seance so I can tell Bobby Kennedy how much I love him.

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haikyuupaladin:

leonardslee:

Friendly reminder:

If someone refuses an alcoholic drink, then:

- accept their answer

- offer them something else

- don’t ask why, it’s probably none of your business

- don’t get all weird and defensive and act like they’re judging you, they just don’t drink! They’re not doing it AT you!

- for the love of god, don’t try and buy/give/sneak them alcohol anyway!!!

This is super important!

Also:

-this all still applies if you’ve seen them drink alcohol before too, not just if they don’t drink at all

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marcitlali:

colachampagnedad:

I take the long way home so I can listen to music more

miss thing gas is about 17 dollars a gallon u got me fucked up, i drive up a hill turn my car off put it in neutral and coast home over sidewalks lawns and through bike lanes

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vaultie-glass:

hey staff why did all the adult artists get banned but I’m still surrounded by pornbots and terrible harem fantasy game ads with crying abused women in them, I know the answer is MONEY I just really wanted to bring it up and acknowledge how fucked that is

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erezkaan:

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chiquitalinda:

I want a big man to pick me up and kiss me and throw me on the bed and tell me to open my legs with a mean ass face 🥰

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